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Tomato IV

When it's time to ketchup on the fruit of the vine

Tomato IV thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Red Blood Count: Dracula - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kin: An affliction of the blood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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