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A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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