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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller