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Tired Tires

Michelin's retire-meant plans were once on a roll

Tired Tires thanks to Mike King

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Sorry, query did not complete. - On a ’91 red Corvette convertible

- On a BMW Z3 (James Bond – Goldeneye)

- Zero to Sixty Before You

- Zero Gravity – on a ’90 Toyota Celica

- 0 - 60 MPH in 4 seconds

- Oh To Be Me - on a ’91 ZR-1 Corvette

- Oh To Be In Love (0 = love in tennis)

- Zero Gravity – on a ’92 Dodge Stealth

- No Limits - on a Nissan Murano

- Overtaxed

- Self Explanatory

- One Hot Cab – on an ’81 VW Rabbit

- On a ’69 SS 396 Chevelle

- One Lead Foot

- For a computer repairman - on a black Jeep

- One Quick Vet – on a ’99 Corvette

- Hawaiian greeting

- One To Golf (Want to golf?) - on a Lexus

- For British heavyweight boxer Joe Bugner

- Susie was born in Tennessee

- 10 Pin Bowling

- Tenor Sax

- Tennis Pro - on a white Porsche

- Tennis Anyone?

- Tennis Nut

- Binary 7 - for a computer professional

- Want To Drag? - on an ’85 Oldsmobile

- One To Envy

- I Love You

- One For You

- One For You To See - on a Toyota 4WD

- Tax Time? - on an accountant’s car

- 16 Before 10 (9:44) - On a Porsche 944

- Surveyor’s term for 180 degrees from right direction

- On a ’66 Mustang Coupe

- On a new Pontiac Firebird

- On a ’98 Honda Super Hawk

- One Bad Ford – on a Ford F150

- One Bad ’94 BMW M3

- SportIt Motorsports

- One Bad S10 - on a ’98 Chevy S10

- One Bug To See - on a ’67 VW Bug

- Once Bitten’ on a ’99 Dodge

- Wonderful - on a Ford Mustang (foal = baby horse)

- One Down, One To Go (two daughters in family)

- Dorita Corn Chips - on a green Mazda

- On a Lexus

- Wonderful One

- On an ’84 F150

- On a green Ford Explorer

- One Great Life - on a black Subaru Legacy

- On a ’27 Roadster hot rod

- 1 Guess – that’s all you get!

- One Hot Four By Four

- One Hard Drive - on a ’95 Mustang GT (for a computer programmer)

- 1 John 4

- On a ’64 lowrider ’64 Impala SS

- On a slammed Toyota truck

- One Man Show - On a ’91 410HP Mustang GT

- On a ’70 Dodge R/T Challenger

- One Month’s Pay - on a BMW 850Csi

- One More Toy

- One Night Stand

- 1 Of 1254 (Only 1254 cars made: ’92 Z28 Convertible)

- On a ’61 Jaguar MKII


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