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Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

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I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker


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