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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

A zoo is a place of refuge where savage beasts are protected from people. - Gerald Lieberman

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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