Three Wise Men

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A word to the wise is infuriating. - Hunter S Thompson

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison