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Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it. - Elbert Hubbard

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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