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Three Wise Men

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Three Wise Men thanks to Barry McCartney

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

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