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Aphorism: Predigested wisdom. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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