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Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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