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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Malediction: The way men talk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

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