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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

True wisdom lies in gathering the precious things out of each hour as it goes by. - E S Bouton

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next. - John S Mill

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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