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Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is better to speak wisdom foolishly like the saints than to speak folly wisely like the deans. - G K Chesterton

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do. - Mencius

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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