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Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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