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Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly

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Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly thanks to Cherei McCarter

ATD: At The Doctor’s

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can’t Get Up

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: For Your Indigestion; Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

GOML: Get Off My Lawn

GTG: Got To Groan

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHMO: In My HMO

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

JK: Just Kvetching

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On

MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor

MILTF: Meal I’d Like To Forget

OMG: Ouch, My Groin!; Oye, My Grandchildren!

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

PIMP: Pooped In My Pants

ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and Can’t Get Up

RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

STCNFG: Senior Texting Code Not Working

SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Four (Four O’Clock - Early Bird Special)

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age

WTF: Wet The Furniture; What’s Today’s Fish?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where’s The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil



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