Texas Motorcycle Seat
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QuotaBillsTexas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown
I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel
The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein
If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams
A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig