QuotaBillsTexas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon
I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
I have close to 30,000 now. At this rate we'll have in excess of 40,000. Last year we had 33,000 season seats and averaged about 40,000 fans per game. - Donald Trump
The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein
If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams
A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig