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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump