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In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Youth is always too serious, and just now it is too serious about frivolity. - G K Chesterton

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

What's a man's age? He must hurry more, that's all
Cram in a day what his youth took a year to hold. - Robert Browning

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato


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