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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Everybody is a teenage idol. - Barry Gibb

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell


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