QuotaBillsJust keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan
I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard
If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown
I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle
Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias
For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown
A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman
The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com