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Swim Vacation

Little Johnny goes swimming on his summer holidays

Swim Vacation thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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