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Swim Vacation

Little Johnny goes swimming on his summer holidays

Swim Vacation thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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