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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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