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A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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