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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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