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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

People with weak arguments have to develop strong voices. - Amish Saying

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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