Superb Owl
For birds of prey lovers, the letters in 'SUPER BOWL' are arranged incorrectly
Meet 'SUPERB OWL' - footbOWL at its best!
QuotaBillsI'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson
When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible
I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash
Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg
Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau
He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester
May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times
The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies