Sundae Sermon

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway