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Sundae Sermon

And now for a short and sweet message from the Church of England

Sundae Sermon thanks to Mel Hardman

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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