Sundae Sermon

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. - Joseph Addison

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison