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Sundae Sermon

And now for a short and sweet message from the Church of England

Sundae Sermon thanks to Mel Hardman

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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