Summer in Saskatchewan

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky