Summer in Saskatchewan
New sport of Jump Diving takes off in the prairies
QuotaBillsJust keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky