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Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder


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