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We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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