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Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

People with weak arguments have to develop strong voices. - Amish Saying

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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