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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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