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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

If, at 60, you are supple and strong, then you are young. - Joseph Pilates

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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