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The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

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Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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