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Stretch Elephants

Stretching your imagination in Africa

Stretch Elephants thanks to Mel Hardman

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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