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Stop Cutting Trees!

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Stop Cutting Trees! thanks to Neal Marcia

Long-term effects of clearcut logging

We have to stop cutting down trees - this is getting serious!

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Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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