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Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Desk: A wastebasket with drawers. - Unknown

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

The first step is you have to say that you can. - Will Smith

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. - Beverly Sills

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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