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Statue of Libertea thanks to Mel Hardman

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New York is a sucked orange. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps. - G K Chesterton

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt


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