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Spring Is In The Air

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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown


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