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Spring Is In The Air

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Spring Is In The Air thanks to Barry McCartney

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Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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