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Spring Is In The Air

Changing weather on its way

Spring Is In The Air thanks to Barry McCartney

Spring Ahead or Fall Behind?

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A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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