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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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