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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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