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Shower Lighting

Bubba's last shower: Water and Electricity don’t mix!

Shower Lighting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to become a perfect conductor when replacing a burned out lightbulb

Shower Lighting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Motion detector in the shower? Better keep moving or it'll get dark before you electrocute yourself...

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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