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Bubba's last shower: Water and Electricity don’t mix!

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Shower Lighting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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