#1 humor site on the 'net

Shakespeare - The Early Years

Inspiration for a spot o' Macbeth

Shakespeare - The Early Years thanks to Mel Hardman

'Out, damned spot! out, I say!' - Macbeth Act V, Scene I
QuotaBills
Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

I like Beethoven, especially the poems. - Ringo Starr

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. - Steven Wright

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realize. - Oscar Wilde

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

My favourite poem is the one that starts, "Thirty days hath September" because it actually tells you something. - Groucho Marx

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin


High-Rise Inifinity Pool

Winter Kayaking

Balanced Family Life

Closed Ahead

Forgettable Fishing Trips

I've Got Your Back

Dr Pepper Financing

Wine Therapy

Weakest Part

Cycle Circles

My New Diet

We Is Closed

Cheap Child Support

Ankle Warning

Peanut Sale

Beer Chess

Astronomy Perspective

Wolf Chase

Coffee Caricature

The Working Man

North of Somewhere

Salmon Bikini

Mexican Phys Ed Classes

Parasite Trivia