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Shakespeare - The Early Years

Inspiration for a spot o' Macbeth

Shakespeare - The Early Years thanks to Mel Hardman

'Out, damned spot! out, I say!' - Macbeth Act V, Scene I

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Reverse: Repeating poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vigorous writing is concise. - William Strunk, Jr.

You can make anything by writing. - C S Lewis

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

That's not writing, that's typing. - Truman Capote

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. - Christina Baldwin

She moved like a poem and smiled like a sphinx. - Laini Taylor

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

My favourite poem is the one that starts, "Thirty days hath September" because it actually tells you something. - Groucho Marx

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass


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