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Everything begins with an idea. - Earl Nightingale

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

You'll find boredom where there is the absence of a good idea. - Earl Nightingale

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

Platitude: and idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true. - H L Mencken

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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