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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. - John Cage

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay


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