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What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Storytelling is the most powerful way to put ideas into the world. - Robert McKee

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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