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An idea is a feat of association. - Robert Frost

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideas won't keep; something must be done about them. - Alfred N Whitehead

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. - Mark Twain

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - Fred Smith

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay


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