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Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. - Oscar Wilde

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas. - Susan Cain

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. - John Cage

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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