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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice. - Tom Stoppard

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

The mind, once stretched by a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - Fred Smith

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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