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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett


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