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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't like seeing people angry. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Seeing her sitting there unresponsive makes me realize that silence has a sound. - Jodi Picoult

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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