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Seeing Eye Cat thanks to Terry Burns

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

The truth must dazzle gradually, or every man be blind. - E Dickinson

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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