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Seeing Eye Cat

If only this was possible with humans...

Seeing Eye Cat thanks to Jim Serritella

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Not seeing is half-believing. - Vita Sackville-West

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Dr. Seuss

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


Redneck Shave

Coffee Grinds

Legal Exhibit

Cattle Breeding

Study to Fail

Light Bulb

Lifeguard Distancing

Giant Grasshopper

Horse Hearse

Train Boat

Yarn Bombing a Bus

Canned Art

Bubble Boy

High Wire Bear Feeder

Manitoba Thunderstorm

Watermelon Shark

Curses, Foiled Again

Recipe Holder

Where Do You Want To Eat?

Pick Up After Your Dogs!

Lego Bridge

Falls Trail Tree

Melting Kayak

Beetle Collection