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Seeing Eye Cat

If only this was possible with humans...

Seeing Eye Cat thanks to Terry Burns

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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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