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Seeing Eye Cat thanks to Jim Serritella

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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