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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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