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Run, Turkey, Run

Will he make it past the plucking station?

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Bernard Matthews - Britain's 'Turkey King' makes one last round

Run, Turkey, Run thanks to Mel Hardman

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Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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