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Chaste makes waste. - Unknown

Waste not, want not. - Proverb

A crisis is a terrible thing to waste. - Paul Romer

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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