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Waste not, want not. - Proverb

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Don't ever waste a crisis. - Unknown

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

Be a good person but don't waste time trying to prove it. - Unknown

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck


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