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Don't ever waste a crisis. - Unknown

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

A crisis is a terrible thing to waste. - Paul Romer

I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are. - Kurt Cobain

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

Be a good person but don't waste time trying to prove it. - Unknown

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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