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Roll Me Over

4x4 truck with moving instructions

Roll Me Over thanks to Karen Moore

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Of course I know how to roll a joint. - Martha Stewart

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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