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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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