QuotaBillsNever insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein
There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling
The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert
The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran
You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha
Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright
All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold
Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright