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Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. - Michel de Montaigne

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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