Road Press

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer... - Archie Bunker

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright