Road Press

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer... - Archie Bunker

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright