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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst


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