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Road Hugging Tire

When the thought, 'Don't friggin move!' comes to mind

Road Hugging Tire thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Road Hugging Tire thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Road Hugging Tire thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Road Hugging Tire thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Road Hugging Tire thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Road Hugging Tire thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Road Hugging Tire thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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