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Redneck Teeter Totter

Bubba's playground ingredients: 2 lawn chairs, 1 board, 1 bucket

Redneck Teeter Totter thanks to Barry McCartney

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I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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