QuotaBillsLeeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws
Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown
Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx
The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers
When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson
We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner
I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." - Steven Wright
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown
The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com