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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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