QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown
Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas
Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown
I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door. - Michael Ondaatje
At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown
All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith
When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh
Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin
A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius
The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa
When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale
Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw
The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham
When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton
At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time
Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields
I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash