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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp. - Plutarch

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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