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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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