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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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