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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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