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The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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