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Puddin' the Fun into Christmas

Pudding comes to a sticky end

Puddin' the Fun into Christmas thanks to Mel Hardman

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell


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