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Why does a Psychic need a phone number?

Psychic Fair thanks to Mike King

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Circumstances are often the masters of our lives. - Unknown

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood. - Elbert Hubbard

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Circumstances - what are circumstances? I make circumstances. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Integrity is keeping a commitment even after circumstances have changed. - David Jeremiah

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us. - Vivian Greene

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya - you'll give him a mental sterosis. - Archie Bunker

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

The circumstances of human society are too complicated to be submitted to the rigor of mathematical calculation. - Marquis de Custine

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley


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