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Psychic Fair thanks to Mike King

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Circumstances are often the masters of our lives. - Unknown

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood. - Elbert Hubbard

Circumstances - what are circumstances? I make circumstances. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us. - Vivian Greene

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya - you'll give him a mental sterosis. - Archie Bunker

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. - Martha Washington

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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