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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood. - Elbert Hubbard

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us. - Vivian Greene

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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