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Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood. - Elbert Hubbard

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics. - Carl Jung

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Circumstances - what are circumstances? I make circumstances. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Integrity is keeping a commitment even after circumstances have changed. - David Jeremiah

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

The circumstances of human society are too complicated to be submitted to the rigor of mathematical calculation. - Marquis de Custine

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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