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Why does a Psychic need a phone number?

Psychic Fair thanks to Mike King

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Circumstances are often the masters of our lives. - Unknown

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Integrity is keeping a commitment even after circumstances have changed. - David Jeremiah

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya - you'll give him a mental sterosis. - Archie Bunker

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. - Martha Washington

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley


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