Psychic Fair

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Circumstances are often the masters of our lives. - Unknown

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics. - Carl Jung

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya - you'll give him a mental sterosis. - Archie Bunker

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. - Benjamin Franklin

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. - Martha Washington

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass