Psychic Fair

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Circumstances - what are circumstances? I make circumstances. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

No matter what our circumstances, we can find a reason to be thankful. - David Jeremiah

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us. - Vivian Greene

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya - you'll give him a mental sterosis. - Archie Bunker

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson