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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Circumstances are often the masters of our lives. - Unknown

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood. - Elbert Hubbard

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics. - Carl Jung

Circumstances - what are circumstances? I make circumstances. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us. - Vivian Greene

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya - you'll give him a mental sterosis. - Archie Bunker

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

The circumstances of human society are too complicated to be submitted to the rigor of mathematical calculation. - Marquis de Custine

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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