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Prayer Conditioning

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Prayer Conditioning thanks to Karen Moore

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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