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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain


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