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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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