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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson


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