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Pinocchio Playground

Puppet's curious swinging spirit takes a rest

Pinocchio Playground thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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