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Pinocchio Playground

Puppet's curious swinging spirit takes a rest

Pinocchio Playground thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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