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Pinocchio Playground

Puppet's curious swinging spirit takes a rest

Pinocchio Playground thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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