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Pinocchio Playground

Puppet's curious swinging spirit takes a rest

Pinocchio Playground thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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