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Pinocchio Playground

Puppet's curious swinging spirit takes a rest

Pinocchio Playground thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese


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