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Pinocchio Playground

Puppet's curious swinging spirit takes a rest

Pinocchio Playground thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga


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