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QuotaBillsThe secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore
I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende
It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil
No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost
Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik