Perfect Defense Line
Where the best defense is offense
Best football and soccer stadiums in the world
But if you haven't got a fence, a trench will do
QuotaBillsI only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks
The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal
There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks
Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg
There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison
Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Denial is a useful defense mechanism until it's not. - Rosalind Kaplan
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey
Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy