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Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson