QuotaBillsDefendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day
There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson