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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson


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