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My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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