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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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