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Paradigm Shift

Dow Jones coins dramatic change in methodology

Paradigm Shift thanks to Mel Hardman

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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde


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