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Paradigm Shift

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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