Nut Salesman
Make me a nut-e offer!
QuotaBillsMoose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
I'm a nut, but not just a nut. - Bill Murray
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith
Jiffy: One metric ton of peanut butter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb
Inbred: Best way to eat peanut butter and jelly - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau
Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn
Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson
Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran
Doughnuts: 1. Rolling Scones; 2. The only nuts with holes in them. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown
Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles
Cashews: The nuts you should hold out for if you're currently working for peanuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick
I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy