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No More Arguing

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw


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