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No More Arguing

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

It takes two fools to have an argument. - Unknown

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. - Dale Carnegie

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd


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