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No More Arguing

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Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

It takes two fools to have an argument. - Unknown

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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