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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

You are what you think about all day long. - Dr. Robert Schuller

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

I know that if I scare myself once a day, I'm a better person. - Laird Hamilton

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

This is the best day the world has ever seen. Tomorrow will be better. - R.A. Campbell

It's a new day. Yesterday's failure is redeemed at the sunrise. - Todd Stocker

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Never let a day pass that you will have cause to say, I will do better tomorrow. - Brigham Young

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Rejoice that I have lived to see this day, when the colored people have equal privileges with the most favored. - Thomas Garrett

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon