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Bubba's first day in Chemistry class

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

After all, tomorrow is another day! - Gone with the Wind

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can. - Lowell Thomas

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

None of the "how was your day" or "woopdee woos." - Archie Bunker

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

With all the fearful strain that is upon me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. - Abraham Lincoln

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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