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Nitrate

Bubba's first day in Chemistry class

Nitrate thanks to Barry McCartney

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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

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I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

I have only one confidant, and that is the silence of night. - Soren Kierkegaard

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit. - Enoch Powell

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those changes that would make all the difference. - Mignon McLaughlin

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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