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Bubba's first day in Chemistry class

Nitrate thanks to Barry McCartney

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Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

As Doris Day used to sing "Que Seroo Seroo." - Archie Bunker

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. - W Somerset Maugham

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

This is a wonderful day. I've never seen this one before. - Maya Angelou

Being bisexual doubles your chance of a date on Saturday night. - Woody Allen

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

It's a new day. Yesterday's failure is redeemed at the sunrise. - Todd Stocker

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Live every day like it's your last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right. - Ray Charles

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd. - Bill Murray

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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