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New Nail Gun

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This DeWALT Nail Gun can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards, making construction a breeze. Sit in your lawn chair and build a fence! Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink - and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, ever again!
New Nail Gun thanks to Jim Serritella

Bypassing gun control laws

And it’s for everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house! In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket. Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. A nail gun that you don’t even have to register, or have licenses for! And, you don’t have to worry about them being concealed!

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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