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Nature Calls

Which one uses the brightest toothpaste?

Nature Calls thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Close call or moose-taken identity?

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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. - Unknown

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen


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