QuotaBillsMoose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf
A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville
They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner
Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown
Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley
That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way
A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers
A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford
He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale
Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar
When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin
But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox
My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin
The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger
When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown
A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner
Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown
Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau
Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. - Unknown
The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen