Nature Calls

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

One may smile and smile and smile. And be a villain. - William Shakespeare

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown

Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. - Unknown

Waking up this morning, I smile. Twenty-four brand new hours are before me. I vow to live fully in each moment and to look at all beings with eyes of compassion. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia