Nature Calls

Never regret anything that made you smile. - Mark Twain

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. - Unknown

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant