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Mountain Flock

This year's Tour de France took a de-tour

Mountain Flock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a mountain pass becomes a mountain im-passe

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Go slow to go fast. - Unknown

Start slow and taper off. - Walt Stack

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. - Mae West

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

It is the duty of a good shepherd to shear his flock, not flay them. - Tiberius

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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