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Mountain Flock

This year's Tour de France took a de-tour

Mountain Flock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a mountain pass becomes a mountain im-passe

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. - Mae West

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much. - John Wayne

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Irene M Selznick

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Do it badly; do it slowly; do it fearfully; do it any way you have to, but do it. - Steve Chandler

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy


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