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Moses' Headache Relief - the Sequel

What happened after Moses took his medicine

Moses' Headache Relief - the Sequel thanks to Mel Hardman

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

And here's Moses Kiptanui, the nineteen-year-old Kenyan, who turned twenty a few weeks ago. - David Coleman

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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